Valentine’s Day Tweets

You might should follow me on Twitter @theoffparent so you don’t miss my 140 character stuff. Here are three love/hate tweets in a row on Valentine’s day.

If there’s a heart in there somewhere, I have not been able to find it. #thatswhyyourmyex #valentines

Roses are red, blood is red, the roses are dead, so fk you.

I have no idea how that came out. Roses are red, roses are red, roses are read, roses don’t really interest me at all. Diamonds either.

Sincerely,

The Off Parent

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