Valentine’s Day Tweets
You might should follow me on Twitter @theoffparent so you don’t miss my 140 character stuff. Here are three love/hate tweets in a row on Valentine’s day.
If there’s a heart in there somewhere, I have not been able to find it. #thatswhyyourmyex #valentines
Roses are red, blood is red, the roses are dead, so fk you.
I have no idea how that came out. Roses are red, roses are red, roses are read, roses don’t really interest me at all. Diamonds either.
The Off Parent